Hey Hey, T-Swizzle {T-Swizzle}And T-Pizzle {T-Pizzle} [Taylor Swift:]I'm like 8 foot 4Blond hair to the floorYou shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcoreNo I ain't got a gunNo I never really been in a clubStill live with my parents but I'm still a thugI'm so gangster you can find me baking cookies at nightYou out clubbing but I just made caramel delightT-Swift and T-Pain rapping on the same trackIt's a thug story, tell me can you handle that? [T-Pain & Taylor:]I had a dream last night [Taylor Swift:]I had high top NikesI had [T-Pain & Taylor:]Diamonds in my mouthAnd Diamonds on my mic [Taylor Swift:]By the time I woke I was singing [T-Pain:]I'm on a boat, whoa oh [Taylor Swift:]Cause I'm a singer turned rapper [T-Pain:]Shorty I'm a make ya [Taylor Swift:]Straight to the top, yo [T-Pain:]Shorty I'm a take ya [Taylor Swift:]You can call me T-SweezyNow I'm a rap star [T-Pain:]Hey, It's a thug storyNow tell 'em who you areSinger turned gangster [Taylor Swift:]You don't want to fight me [T-Pain:]Straight to the top [Taylor Swift:]In my extra small white tee [T-Pain:]T-Swift and T-Pain all up on the same trackIt's a thug story now can you get with that? [Taylor Swift (T-Pain):]What, What, I knit sweaters, yo!What, What, Don't test me (Beep)Hey, Hold on, hold onI didn't even say anything I- (What?)I said Yo (yup)You guys bleeped me and I didn't even say anythingI didn't swear (She didn't even swear)Hello? Ugh!