Em                   Am      D                        G
When Im stable long enough I start to look around for love
Em                     Am        D                      G
See a sweet and floral print, my mind begins the arrangements. But
Em                        Am    D                         G
when I start to feel that pull, turns out I just pulled myself
Em                      Am  D                       G
She would never go with me, were I the last girl on Earth
G    Bm           C    G
  Im dumb, shes a lesbian. I
C             G         D
thought I had found the one
Em      Bm      C             G
We were good as married in my mind, but
C             G        D
married in my minds no good
C    Bm Am    D      Em
Pink triangle on her sleeve
C               G
Let me know the truth
C      D        G
Let me know the truth
Em                            Am        D                         G
Might have smoked a few in my time, but never thought it was a crime
Em                        Am    D                        G
Knew the day would surely come, when Id chill and settle down, but
Em                     Am                     D                       G
when I think I found a good old fashioned girl, then she put me in my place
Em                 Am     D                       G
Everyones a little queer, oh cant she be a little straight?
G    Bm           C    G
  Im dumb, shes a lesbian. I
C             G         D
thought I had found the one
Em      Bm      C             G
We were good as married in my mind, but
C             G        D
married in my minds no good
C    Bm Am    D      Em
Pink triangle on her sleeve
C               G
Let me know the truth
C      D        G
Let me know the truth
G    Bm           C    G
  Im dumb, shes a lesbian. I
C             G         D
thought I had found the one
Em      Bm      C             G
We were good as married in my mind, but
C             G        D
married in my minds no good
C    Bm Am    D      Em
Pink triangle on her sleeve
C               G
Let me know the truth
C      D        G
Let me know the truth