[Verse]Am F
My heart is paralyzed
G Am
My head was oversized
F E
I'll take the high road like I should
Am F
You said it's meant to be
G Am
That it's not you, it's me
F E
You're leaving now for my own good
[Chorus]F
She went down in an airplane
C
Fried getting suntan
G
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
F C G
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
F
She met a shark underwater
C
Fell and no one caught her
G
I returned everything I ever bought her
F C G
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
Am
And ways to say you died
[Verse]Am F
My pride still feels the sting
G Am
You were my everything
F E
Someday I'll find a love like yours
Am F
She'll think I'm Superman
G Am
Not super minivan
F E
How could you leave on Yom Kippur
[Chorus]F
She was caught in a mudslide
C
Eaten by a lion
G
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
F C G
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
F
She dried up in the desert
C
drowned in a hot tub
G
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
F C G
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
Am
And ways to say you died
[Bridge]F G
I wanna live a thousand lives with you
F G
I wanna be the one your dying to
F
Love...but you don't want to
[Chorus]F
She went down in an airplane
C
Fried getting suntan
G
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
F C G
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
F
She met a shark underwater
C
Fell and no one caught her
G
I returned everything I ever bought her
F C G
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
F
She was caught in a mudslide
C
Eaten by a lion
G
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
F C G
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
F
She dried up in the desert
C
drowned in a hot tub
G
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
F C G
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
Am