AC#m AbmBEEb/B e|--0-------4---0---0---0------|
B|--0---5---4---0---0---0------| 
AC#m You've been famous since your birth
Abm And a silent one it was,
B Till they told me it's a girl
A And everybody gasped
C#m I know how to raise you right
Abm Teach you how to read
B Do math, share toys spell names and alphabet
AC#mAbmB And how to be polite
 
AC#m You've been famous since your birth
Abm And a silent one it was,
B Till they told me it's a girl
A And everybody said
C#m You and your atlas know it all
Abm Let the corners curl
B Cause if you go by night
E You'll hit the coast for sure
EEb/BAbm It's a ruse, it's a laugh
B Experts, they'd agree
B Listen to the math
EEb/BAbm Australopithecine
B Rekindle your heart
B These hospital machines
AC#mAbmB Are state of the art
AC#m I've put down my middle name
Abm In the back of her book
B And signed it just in case
A Our walk was over love
C#m Cause I've got one more up my sleeve
Abm Bring it out tonight
B Cause if I am the joke
E Then you're the punchline
AC#mAbmB x2
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B But it's the art of the state
That's gonna keep me awake 
E I need a second opinion
Not a second to waste