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[Verse 1]C Am
School is a scam
F
College is fake
C Am
Your job is a joke
F
My brain's an egg
C Am
The cake's a lie
F
Here eyes a mess
C Em
And all my plans
F G
Are just a guess
[Chorus]C Am F G
Now I never want to see another movie again
C G F G
(Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!)
C Am F G
Now I never want to see another movie again
C Em
(Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!
F G C
Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!)
[Verse 2]C Am F
We all forget why we feel
C Am F
And we all earn what we steal
C Am F
But when you laugh in my face
C Em F G
It's 'cause you think this is real
[Chorus]C Am F G
Now I never want to see another movie again
C G F G
(Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!)
C Am F G
Now I never want to see another movie again
C Em
(Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!
F G
Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!)
[Bridge]F G Am Em
Nothing prepares you for adulthood
F G Am Em
I want to be a limousine machine
F G Am Em
I'm always living in a suitcase
F G C
My fingernails laugh at me
[Verse 3]C Am F
So please rely on my words
C Am F
While I make love to myself
C Am F
Then put this whole thing away
C Em F G
Just like a book on your shelf
[Chorus]C Am F G
Now I never want to see another movie again
C G F G
(Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!)
C Am F G
Now I never want to see another movie again
C Em
(Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!
F G
Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!)
C Em
(Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!
F G
Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!)
C Em
(Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!
F G
Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!)
C Em
(Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!
F G
