Intro: Em, B, C, B
 
Em All my carefully measured metaphor
B All my flat nine dominant seven chords
C All of my shtick
C My lyrical trickery
B All of those bows
C All my brow-dependent jokes
G All my mirror balls and smoke
Em All my tilts at wit and whimsy
B All my poetry
C My swear words and my smut
C Will never get as many hit's as
 BEm