I've been having a little problem recently 
BbADm Which is quite disturbing musically
BbADm Involving a semi-tonal discrepancy
BbADm Vocally and Instrumentally
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 You see musicians of different varieties 
BbADm Prefer playing in particular keys
BbADm And singers too treat preferentially
BbADm Those notes they tackle more proficiently
GmA
 Now, you, don't have to be a member of MENSA 
BbADm To understand the depth of my dilemma
GmA The two elements of me favour two different keys
BbDm GmDm Thus the rift between my fingers and my Tenor
 I love nothing more than playing songs in F 
BbF It warms the very cockles of my heart
GmA The problem is that F can leave me vocally bereft, you see
BbF I like playing in F Major, but I like singing in...
E7A7F Sharp.... F Sharp.... F Sharp... 
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 I refuse to be beholden to my hands 
BbF I don't see why my Larynx should give in to their demand
GmA I will not be forced to compromise my art
BbF So I'll keep playing in F Major, and singing in...
E7A7F Sharp... F Sharp... F Sharp... 
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