G               3-2-0-0-3-3
Bm              X-2-4-4-3-2
Em              0-2-2-0-0-0
Em7             0-2-0-0-0-0
C               X-3-2-0-1-0
Am              X-0-2-2-1-0
Am/E            0-0-2-2-1-0
Am/F#           2-0-2-2-1-0
Asus2           X-0-2-2-0-0
Asus2/B         X-2-2-2-0-0
Asus2/C         X-3-2-2-0-0
Asus2/D         X-X-0-2-0-0
Dsus2           X-X-0-2-3-0
B7              X-2-1-2-0-2
D               X-X-0-2-3-2
A               X-0-2-2-2-0
E5              X-7-9-9-X-X
D5              X-5-7-7-X-X
C5              X-3-5-5-X-X
G   Bm   Em   Em7   C
[VERSE 1]
G           Bm             Em   Em7
I read the news today, oh boy
C        Em            Am            Am/E  Am/F#
About a lucky man who made the grade
G              Bm              Em   Em7
And though the news was rather sad
C           F         Em   Em7
Well I just had to laugh
C           F    Em   C
I saw the photograph
[VERSE 2]
G           Bm             Em   Em7
He blew his mind out in a car
C         Em               Am                Am/E   Am/F#
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
G           Bm              Em    Em7
A crowd of people stood and stared
C                 F
They'd seen his face before
Em                        Em7                       C
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
[VERSE 3]
G        Bm             Em   Em7
I saw a film today, oh boy
C           Em            Am           Am/E   Am/F#
The English army had just won the war
G           Bm             Em    Em7
A crowd of people turned away
C           F         Em      Em7       C
But I just had to look having read the book
            Asus2/F#   Asus2/G   Asus2   Asus2/B   Asus2/C   Asus2/D   Em   E
I'd love to  turn        you      on
[MIDDLE 8]
     E                                             Dsus2
Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head
         E                   B7
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
     E            B7
And looking up I noticed I was late
          E                                               Dsus2
Found my coat and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flat
          E               B7            E                   B7
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke, somebody spoke and I went into a dream
C   G   D   A   E   C   G   D   A
E5   D5   C5   D5
[VERSE 4]
G           Bm           Em   Em7
I read the news today oh boy
C             Em                  Am          Am/E   Am/F#
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
G              Bm                 Em    Em7
And though the holes were rather small
C            F
They had to count them all
Em                              Em7                       C
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
            Asus2/F#   Asus2/G   Asus2   Asus2/B   Asus2/C   Asus2/D   Em
I'd love to  turn        you      on
Asus2/F#   Asus2/G   Asus2   Asus2/B   Asus2/C   Asus2/D   Em   E