G 3-2-0-0-3-3
Bm X-2-4-4-3-2 Em 0-2-2-0-0-0
Em7 0-2-0-0-0-0 C X-3-2-0-1-0
Am X-0-2-2-1-0 Am/E 0-0-2-2-1-0
Am/F# 2-0-2-2-1-0 Asus2 X-0-2-2-0-0 Asus2/B X-2-2-2-0-0 Asus2/C X-3-2-2-0-0 Asus2/D X-X-0-2-0-0 Dsus2 X-X-0-2-3-0 B7 X-2-1-2-0-2 D X-X-0-2-3-2 A X-0-2-2-2-0 E5 X-7-9-9-X-X D5 X-5-7-7-X-X C5 X-3-5-5-X-X GBmEmEm7C [VERSE 1]
GBmEmEm7 I read the news today, oh boy
CEmAmAm/EAm/F# About a lucky man who made the grade
GBmEmEm7 And though the news was rather sad
CFEmEm7 Well I just had to laugh
CFEmC I saw the photograph
 [VERSE 2]
GBmEmEm7 He blew his mind out in a car
CEmAmAm/EAm/F# He didn't notice that the lights had changed
GBmEmEm7 A crowd of people stood and stared
CF They'd seen his face before
EmEm7C Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
 [VERSE 3]
GBmEmEm7 I saw a film today, oh boy
CEmAmAm/EAm/F# The English army had just won the war
GBmEmEm7 A crowd of people turned away
CFEmEm7C But I just had to look having read the book
Asus2/F#Asus2/GAsus2Asus2/BAsus2/CAsus2/DEmE I'd love to turn you on
 [MIDDLE 8]
EDsus2 Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head
EB7 Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
EB7 And looking up I noticed I was late
EDsus2 Found my coat and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flat
EB7EB7 Found my way upstairs and had a smoke, somebody spoke and I went into a dream
CGDAECGDAE5D5C5D5 [VERSE 4]
GBmEmEm7 I read the news today oh boy
CEmAmAm/EAm/F# Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
GBmEmEm7 And though the holes were rather small
CF They had to count them all
EmEm7C Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
Asus2/F#Asus2/GAsus2Asus2/BAsus2/CAsus2/DEm I'd love to turn you on
Asus2/F#Asus2/GAsus2Asus2/BAsus2/CAsus2/DEmE