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CEmAm Well, she wants to be a singer in the band,
EmFC may-be I'll give the girl a hand and a microphone,
FDG looks like she's all alone.
CEmAmEm She can bring a friend though she's not my kind of friend.
FCFDG She keeps on staring me out with her ole black 'n' blue eyes.
CEmAmEm And I could take her danc-in' just to give the girl a chance
FCFDG and I was nev-er that good at being nice when I should.
CEmAmEm I guess that she'll for-give me right before she tries to kill me
FCFDG 'cause I sold her on yes-ter-day's come take me home
FE7AmC7FG Eye Eye Eye Eye Eyes.
CEmAmEm And I could take her waltzin' just so she could kick my head in,
FCFDG oh I do believe I was drunk and both of my heads had shrunk.
CEmAmEm I guess her name was Tina cause before I'd ev-en seen her,
FCFDG I was lost in her what's yer name Oh, take me home
FE7AmC7FG Eye Eye Eye Eye Eyes.
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CEmAmEmF And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go,
FCG And if she does she's getting there slow,
CEmAmEmF And I could help her out but I've got somewhere to be,
FCGC And that's the very thing when you're dealing with me.
C* FmC* GC* FmC* G
C* F7 Young soul S*****r,
C* F7 Beggin' me to bag her,
C* F7 Filthy heart and swollen hips,
G and she said "oh my dearest",
C* F7 I'm not pretty,
C* F7 Isn't it a pity,
C* F7 that you won't kiss this rotten lips,
G Oh take me home
FE7AmC7FG eyes.
Oh take me home 
FE7AmC7FG eyes.
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CEmAmEmF And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go,
FCG And if she does she's getting there slow,