I got a bullet-proof plan to pull 
A The perfect crime
D I got the perfect crime
 I got fifteen precincts of cops bought 
A The perfect crime
D I got the perfect crime
G You got to get your clock locked
D Get your stopwatch synchronized
GD You got to get it so you can’t put a pin through your alibi
A To pull the perfect crime
D To pull the perfect crime
 
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D I got a guy bought on the inside
I got a night guard gagged and hog-tied 
A The perfect crime
D This is the perfect crime
 I got all the proper papers for the gendarmes 
A The perfect crime
D C’est ç the perfect crime
G I got the mob boss bought
D I got a letter from the DEA
G I got a mock-up of the lockup
D Where they stock up on their pocket change
A To pull the perfect crime
D This is the perfect crime
 
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(D over solo)
VERSE 5 
D We hit a snag when we tripped the alarm
A Because the dock side spics had been tipped off in time
D To this perfect crime
 I caught the deputy ops 
A In a cold cock. I will do time
D For this perfect crime
GD So we ran around town with the cops snapping on our tails
GD Because we’d rather brave death then a fist-fuck in county jail
A Just for the perfect crime
For the perfect crime 
D This is the perfect crime
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