[Intro] 
AA
[Chorus] 
AA/E Everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, thing,
A Everything, everything, everything,
E everything, everything is awful!
 
AA/E Oh, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, thing
A Everything, everything, everything,
E everything, everything is awful!
D Everything is awful, everything is...
 [Verse] 
F#mBm What's that crashing sound
D That follows us around?
E That's the sound of all things good breaking.
 
F#mD Put your fears to rest,
Bm You know it's for the best,
E As a choir of angels sings:
 (La la la la la la la laa) [Chorus] 
AA/E Everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, thing
A Everything, everything, everything,
E everything, everything is awful
 
AA/E Oh, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, thing
A Everything, everything, everything,
E everything, everything is awful
D Everything is awful, everything is...
 [Verse] 
F#mBm I know you've worked so hard,
D To hoist your own petard,
E Must be so nice, the point caught in your side.
 
F#mD Lay down your heavy head,
Bm It's safer hid in bed,
E And let those voice ring:
 (La la la la la la la la) [Chorus] 
AA/E Everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, thing
A Everything, everything, everything,
E everything, everything is awful!
 
AA/E Oh everything, everything, everything, everything, every little thing,
A Everything, everything, everything,
E everything, everything is awful!
D Everything is awful, everything is...
 
AE La la la la la
D La la la la aw-ful, Everything is...
 
AE La la la la la
D La la la la aw-ful, Would you kindly keep it
 
AE down La la la la la
D La la la la aw-ful, Just tryin’ to get some
 
AE sleep La la la la la
D La la la la aw-ful
F#m