Em A5 Em A5 D Em
Em Kick a hole in the hallway
A5 While singing like a painted lady
Em Use your skull like a cannonball
EmA5DEm But it better not wake the baby
DEm How long will this go on?
DEmA5 How long, indeed?
Em You can bang a drum 'till the money's all gone
EmA5DEm But it better not wake the baby
Em Make your moan of your lot in life
A5 Split your mind half crazy
Em Gouge your eyes with a butter knife
EmA5DEm But it better not wake the baby
Em Drown yourself in crocodile tears
A5 Curse the gods what made 'ye
Em Pine away for your better years
EmA5DEm But it better not wake the baby