| B | BAA6 | GFF6 | E | E7 | D | D7 || 
AA/G I am he as you are he
CDAA/G As you are me and we are all together.
C See how they run like pigs from a gun,
DA See how they fly, I'm crying.
AA/GDadd9/F# Sitting on a cornflake,
FGAA/G Waiting for the van to come.
F Corporation T-shirt stupid bloody Tuesday,
B7 Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
CD I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,
E I am the walrus,
AA/GCDAA/G Mr. City p'licemen sitting pretty little p'licemen in a row.
C See how they fly likr Lucy in the sky,
DA See how they run, I'm crying.
Dsus4 I'm cry - ing,
A I'm crying,
EDD7 I'm cry - ing.
AA/GDadd9/F# Yellow matter custard,
FGAA/G Dripping from a dead dog's eye.
F Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
B7 Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down.
CD I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,
E I am the walrus,
 | BA | GF | E || 
BAGFE Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun.
FB7 If the sun don't come, you get a tan
CD I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,
E I am the walrus,
 Goo goo g'joob.
D Goo goo goo g'joob.
AA/G Expert texpert choking smokers,
CDA Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
A/G (Ha ha ha! Hee hee hee! Ha ha ha!)
C See how they smile like pigs in the sty,
DA See how they snied, I'm crying.
AA/GDadd9/F# Semolina pilchard,
FGAA/G Climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
F Elementary penuin singing Hare Krishna,
B7 Man, you should have seen them
CD I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,
E I am the walrus,
 Goo goo g'joob,
D Goo goo goo g'joob,
C Goo goo g'joob,
B7 Goo goo goo g'joob, goo.
(B7) Chooga, chooga, chooga.
 Joob-A, joob-A, joob-A. ||: A | G | F | E | D | C | B7 :||