Em7: 022030 C/B: X22010 Asus2: X02200 Dsus2: XX0230 B7sus4: X24252 |G Bm| Em Em7|C |C | 
GBmEmEm7 I read the news today oh boy
CC/BAsus2 About a lucky man who made the grade
GBmEmEm7 And though the news was rather sad
CFEmEm7 Well I just had to laugh
CFEmC I saw the photograph
GBmEmEm7 He blew his mind out in a car
CC/BAsus2 He didn't notice that the lights had changed
GBmEmEm7 A crowd of people stood and stared
CF They'd seen his face before
Em Nobody was really sure
Em7C If he was from the House of Lords
GBmEmEm7 I saw a film today oh boy
CC/BAsus2 The English Army had just won the war
GBmEmEm7 A crowd of people turned away
CFEm But I just had to look
Em7C Having read the book
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E Woke up, fell out of bed
Dsus2 Dragged a comb across my head
EB7sus4 Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
EB7sus4 (B7) And looking up I noticed I was late (ha ha ha.)
E Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Dsus2 Made the bus in seconds flat
EB7sus4 Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
EB7sus4 And somebody spoke and I went into a dream.
C GD AEC GD A |E D C D| (Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
GBmEmEm7 I read the news today oh boy
CC/BAsus2 Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
GBmEmEm7 And though the holes were rather small
CF They had to count them all
EmEm7C Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
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