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'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
Fmaj7 G
You know it will be rocking 'cos it's fuckin' insane.
Am* G
'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny,
Fmaj7 G
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.
Am* G
In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage,
F G
When he was busking he was all of the rage.
Am* G
He met Jables and he taught him well;
F G
All the techniques that were de-veloped in Hell.
Am* G
Cock push-ups and the power slide,
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Gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
Am* G
They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
F G
And then they got the Pick Of Destiny.
Am* G
'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
Fmaj7 G
You know it will be rocking 'cos it's fuckin' insane.
Am* G
'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
Fmaj7 G
Our tasty moves are better than a chicken Chow Mien.
Fmaj7 G
'Cos he who is sleazy, is easy to please-y,
Fmaj7 G
And she who is juicy, must be Loose-y Goose-y
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And he who is groovy, will be in my movie, so come on.
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The wizard and the demon had a Battle Royale,
Am
The demon almost killed him with an evil ka-pow.
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But then he broke his tooth and thus the Demon said 'ow'!
Am* G
'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
Fmaj7 G
You know it will be rocking 'cos it's fuckin' insane.
Am* G
'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
Fmaj7 G
You know our Boogie's better than-a Citizen Kane.
Fmaj7 G
'Cos he who's a geezer, must live in my freezer,
Fmaj7 G
And she who is Snarky, is full of malarkey.
Fmaj7 G
And he who is groovy, will be in my movie, so come on.
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'Cos if you're a diva, then go to Geneva,
Fmaj7 G
And if you're a crony, then suck on my boney.
Fmaj7 G
And if you are groovy, then get in my movie, it's called...
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The Pick Of Des-ti-ny,
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The Pick Of Des-ti-ny.
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