[strums] F (open)
[strums again] C
[strums again] G7
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        G                 F     C
G                     F         C
 I love ya, baby, but all I can think about is
G                       F              C
 Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
G                         F         C
 I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey.
G                            F         C
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
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 I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
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   Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm.
G                         F         C
 I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey.
G                            F         C
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
     F             C
Now, I've been set loose-ah,
    F           C
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
      F       C
Right in your caboose. Now, fuckin' get it on!
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G        F   C
G        F   C     G        F   C
     [Interlude-kinda-thing]
G                                   F        C
 Dianetics cure ya much better than Krishna,
G                                     F       C  
 Dianetics cure ya much better, indeed,
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  And all you people here, you're tremendous
            C
(except the people in the middle,)
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 And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
        C         G
With me,  me and KG.
           F   C
All right!
       G
Oh yeah,
          F       C
All right! Oh my God!
        G   
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
      F              C
C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer (prayer),
        G
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
         F             C
You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka,
                  G             F   C
You know what time it is?
          Em                         F
Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go!
     G     C   Em    F
Fuck yeah!
G     C    Em     F
 Yeah, yeah!
G     C   Em     F
G (Build it then end with an accent on it)