E B
All you people up there, in City Hall;
E B
You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets.
E
This is a song for the people,
B
In the streets; not the people, City Hall.
G# A G# A G# A G# A G#
All you mot-her-fuck-ers, in the streets;
A G# A G# A G# A G#
It's time to rise up, up, up, up,
G# A G# A G#
Come along children and fuckin' rise!
A F G
Lots of times, when me and K-G are watchin';
A F G A
All the fuckin' shit that's going down at City Hall.
F G A
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up,
F G
Yeah, we should fuckin' start a riot.
A F G A F G
A riot!
A
We have 'em screaming in the streets,
F G A
We have 'em tippin' over shit,
F G A
And breakin' fuckin' windows of small busines-ses,
F G
And settin' fuckin' fires!
A F G
And settin' fuckin' fires!
A F G
And settin' fuckin' fires!
A Amaj7
And then after the smoke is cleared,
A7
And the rubble has been swept away,
D Dm
Me and KG will peek out our heads.
A
We've been watching the riots on a monitor,
Dm E7
Twenty floors below sea level... from a bunker.
A Amaj7 A7
We did it Rage-Kage; we beat the bastards of City Hall!
D Dm
Hahaha! But now what will we do?
A
We must rebuild.
Dm E7
But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
A Amaj7
Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how,
A7
And the elbow grease to lead us to a new land.
D
No, not me and KG, we don't have,
F#m G
The cognitive capacity to lead... alright, we'll do it!
We'll lead as two kings... we'll lead as two kings.
Dmaj7 Amaj7
Aah-haa... (two kings, we'll lead as two kings).
Dmaj7 Amaj7
Ah-ha ah-how, we'll lead as two kings.
Amaj7 Dmaj7
The first decree is to legalize Marijuana.
Amaj7 Dmaj7
The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long.
F#m
You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization;
G
You're banished, from the land!
We'll lead as two kings... we'll lead as two kings.
Dmaj7 Amaj7
Aah-haa... (two kings, we'll lead as two kings).
Dmaj7 Amaj7
Ah-ha ah-how, we'll lead as two kings.
Amaj7 Dmaj7 Amaj7
The second decree; no more pollution,
Dmaj7
No more car exhaust, or ocean dumpage.
F#m G
From now on, we will travel in tubes!
Dmaj7 Amaj7
Get the scientists working on the tube tech-nology, immediately.
Dmaj7
(Tube tech-nology). Chop, chop, let's go.
Amaj7 Dmaj7 Amaj7
Third decree; no more... rich people and poor people.
F#m
From now on, we will all be the same...
G
Umm, I dunno, I gotta think about that...
Dmaj7 Amaj7
Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho.
Dmaj7
(JB): Oh my God.
(KG): Aah... what?
Amaj7
(JB): Dude, the red phone is flashing.
(KG): Oh, yeah.
Dmaj7
(JB): Let me scoop that up. Hel-lo? Two Kings.
(KG): Who is it?
Amaj7 Dmaj7
(JB): What?! No! No fucking way!
(KG): What?
F#m
(JB): Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho, you gotta go down there!
G
(JB): Dude, I gotta stay here!
(KG): Why do I have to go?
E7
(JB): Please! Please!
(KG): Oh, God, okay.
Amaj7 Dmaj7
Al-right, emergency meeting of Parliament.
Amaj7
All right Parliament, I know this is fucked up,
Dmaj7 Amaj7
But Rage, he can't be king any more.
Dmaj7 Amaj7
Dudes, he's encroaching on my de-crees!
Dmaj7
Seriously, let's make him Duke, a kick ass Duke.
F#m G
Or leader formerly known as king, but... uh-oh, he's comin' back...
(JB): Rage.
Dmaj7
(KG): I went all over Idaho...
(JB): Yeah?
Amaj7
(KG): Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere.
(JB): What? There was no famine?
Dmaj7
(KG): Yeah, there was no famine, no.
(JB): Dude.
(JB): A toast...
Amaj7
(KG): A toast...
Dmaj7
(JB): Long live the D.
(KG): Long live the D.
Amaj7 Dmaj7 F#m
(JB): Long live me. I'm sorry; I poisoned your wine.
(KG): What?
G
A F G (x2)
No!
A F G
City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty.
A F G
Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty.
A F G A (n.C)
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall.
A F G, A C G (x2)
A F G A
People inside me, are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,
C G
'Cos no one here is talkin'.
A F G A
People inside me, are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,
C G
'Cos no one here is rockin'.
A F G A
People inside me, are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,
C G A
'Cos everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots,
F G A
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots,
F G A
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em, go! oh!
F, G A
E B G# A F G Amaj7
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
A7 D Dm E7 F#m Dmaj7 C
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE