[Intro] 
GEmCDD7G
 [Chorus] 
GCGB Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah)
 [Verse 1] 
GEmCDD7 Surprise surprise the boys are ho--me
GEmCDD7 My guardian angel's rung down my telepho-ne
GEmCDD7 The heat's on Mister can't you hear them scream
 [Chorus] 
GCGB Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah)
 [Verse 2] 
GEmCDD7 The curfew comes at the crack of night
GEmCDD7 The sad old wino aches to disipate the fright
GEmCDD7 A jet-jump jiver speeds past in his machine - but
 [Chorus] 
GCGB Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah)
 [Verse 3] 
GEmCDD7 A broken God from a rusty wor--ld
GEmCDD7 Sweetly mouth-touched an onyx gi--rl
GEmCDD7 His prison bars were very hard to clean but
 [Chorus] 
GCGB Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah)
 [Verse 4] 
GEmCDD7 The Wizard of Oz and the bronzen thief
GEmCDD7 Ruled my girl with teutonic teeth
GEmCDD7 But all was lost when her mouth turned green
 [Chorus] 
GCGB Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah)
 [Verse 5] 
GEmCDD7 The Silver Surfer and the Ragged Kid
GEmCDD7 Are all sad and rusty boy they don't have a gig--
GEmCDD7 Believe me Pope Paul my toes are clean
 [Chorus] 
GCGB Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah)
 [Verse 6] 
GEmCDD7 Now - black is black and white is white
GEmCDD7 Some go to heaven and some get it light
GEmCDD7 my guard was a prude but his wicked screams
GCGB