CFCF [Verse 1]
C Oh no, the rugged soul,
F The great back yard, and the cold North Pole
CF I resent that Santa went and left us in the Alamo
FC Would you like to stay a while and dance with me?
CF Would you like to wrap the gifts and have a drink?
 [Chorus]
Bb The only one condition, (I know the one)
F I've got the premonition (I've got a clue)
Dm7C That Christmas is a vision, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Bb If drinking makes it easy (so pass one here)
F The music's kind of cheesy (and sing a cheer)
Dm7 The specials on the TV (especially)
C Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
CFCF [Verse 2]
C The dreams go, and stay below
F The cattle call, and the old dark soul
CF I respect that Santa left to save his kids from the winter cold
FC Would you like to stay a while and dance with me?
CF Mistletoe, and chestnuts roasting on the street
 [Chorus]
Bb The only one condition, (I know the one)
F I've got the premonition (I've got a clue)
Dm7C That Christmas is a vision, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Bb If drinking makes it easy (so pass one here)
F The music's kind of cheesy (and sing a cheer)
Dm7 The specials on the TV (especially)
C Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
BbFGmFBbFGmF [Outro]
BbFGm No one save you from Christmas's past
FBb