Intro: FDmFDmFBbFCF Verse 1
FBbF One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead,
FBbC I met a girl there and she she almost knocked me dead.
DmBb (Punk rock girl) Please look at me!
AmBb (Punk rock girl) What do you see?
FCDmBbCF Let's travel round the world just you and me, punk rock girl.
 Verse 2:
FBbF I tapped her on the shoulder and said do you have a beau?
FBbC She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know.
DmBb (Punk rock girl) Give me a chance.
AmBb (Punk rock girl) Let's go slamdance.
FCDmBbCF We'll dress like Minnie Pearl just you and me, punk rock girl.
 Bridge 1:
CGCGC We went to the Philly Pizza Company and ordered some hot tea.
GCGC The waitress said: "Well no we only have it iced."
GCGC So we jumped up on the table and shouted: "anarchy."
GCGC And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox,
GCGC It was "California Dreamin," so we started screamin':
GCC7 "On such a winter's daaaaaaaay!"
 Verse 3:
FBbF She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal.
FBbC Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal.
DmBb (Punk rock girl) It makes no sense,
AmBb (Punk rock girl) Your dad is the Vice President.
FCDmBbCF Rich as the Duke of Earl yeah, you're for me, punk rock girl.
 Trombone Solo: FBbFFBbCDmBbAmBbFCDmBbCF Bridge 2:
CGCGC We went to a shopping mall, and laughed at all the shoppers.
GCGC Security guards trailed us to a record shop.
GCGC We asked for Mojo Nixon they said: "He don't work here."
GCGCC7 We said: "If you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixiiiin!"
 Verse 4:
FBbF We got into her car away we started rollin'
FBbC I said "How much you pay for this?" she said "Nothing man, it's stolen"
DmBb (Punk rock girl) You look so wild
AmBb (Punk rock girl) Let's have a child
FCDmBbC We'll name her Minnie Pearl, just you and me.
FCDmBbC Eating fudge banana swirl, just you and me.
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