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The coffee at the hospital
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was a low-down nasty sludge
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I got 19 compound fractures and
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I'm talking to the judge
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And if that judge don't bust you,
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I'll take you to the one above
[Chorus]B A D Eb E
'Cause I would not be in traction if I did not fall in love
[Verse 2]E9
Call me a dumbell, call me a spoiled sport,
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I tumbled down your staircase,
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and I'm taking you to court.
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If that court don't bust you, mama,
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I'll take you to, I'll take you to, the one above
[Chorus]B A D Eb E
'Cause I would not be in traction if I did not fall in love
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Oh no!
[Verse 3]E9
My arm and first 3 fingers
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They are in a plaster glove
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I would not be on Morphine
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I swear by God above
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I would not be in traction, if I did not fall in love
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And if that court don't bust you
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I'll take you to, I'll take you to, I'll take you to the one above
B A D Eb E
I would not be in traction if I did not fall in love
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