AmFCG I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
AmFCG But you've got being right down to an art
AmFCG You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall
AmFCG You're a regular original, a know-it-all
 
DAG Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
DAG Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
 Okay, so you're a rocket scientist 
FCGAm That don't impress me much
FCGAm So you got the brain but have you got the touch
FCGAm Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
FCG But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
AmFCG That don't impress me much
AmFCG I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
AmFCG And a comb up his sleeve-just in case
AmFCG And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
AmFCG 'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
DAG Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
DAG Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
 Okay, so you're Brad Pitt 
FCGAm That don't impress me much
FCGAm So you got the looks but have you got the touch
FCGAm Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
FCG But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
AmFCG That don't impress me much
AmFCG You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
AmFCG You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
AmFCG I can't believe you kiss your car good night
AmFCG C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!
 
DAG Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
DAG Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
 Okay, so you've got a car 
FCGAm That don't impress me much
FCGAm So you got the moves but have you got the touch
FCGAm Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
FCG But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
AmFCG That don't impress me much
FCGAm That don't impress me much
FCGAm You think you're cool but have you got the touch
FCGAm Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
FCG But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
AmFCG That don't impress me much
AmFCG x5
Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...