[Verse 1] 
Gmaj7 Cmaj7 Bullshit repeats itself, is that how the
saying goes? 
Gmaj7 Cm Been here a thousand times (Selective
memory though) 
Gmaj7 Cmaj7 I hear it in his eyes, he sees it in my tone
D7 Is what it is and it's predictable
 [Chorus] 
G Em All the ""I love you's"" and ""I'm sorry's"" were said
C Cm We had our sex and then we made amends,
G that's right
B7 Called it a false alarm to all of our friends
C Cm Then we almost broke up again last night
 [Interlude] 
Gmaj7 Em Gmaj7 We almost,
Cmaj7 Got so close
 [Verse 2] 
Gmaj7 When I reach to pull the plug,
C I swear he starts working out
Gmaj7 And on the days I'm a little much,
C Gmaj7 That's when I tell him how sweet he treats me
Cmaj7 And how no other boys compete
D7 I know how it looks, I know how it sounds
Least we'll give them something to talk about [Chorus] 
G Em All the ""I love you's"" and ""I'm sorry's"" were said (Sorrys were said)
C Cm We had our sex and then we made amends,
G that's right
B7 Called it a false alarm to all of our friends
C Cm Then we almost broke up again last night
 [Interlude] 
G Em Cmaj7 Cm
[Bridge] 
G You say we're driftin' apart
B7 I said, ""Yeah, I fucking know""
D Big deal, we've been here before
Dm A And we'll be here tomorrow
F#m D E Oh-oh, oh
 [Chorus] 
A F#m All the ""I love you's"" and ""I'm sorry's"" were said
D E We had our sex and then we made amends,
A that's right
F#m Called it a false alarm to all of our friends
D E Then we almost broke up again
 [Post-Chorus] 
A F#m We almost broke up, we almost broke up again
D E We almost broke up, we almost broke up again
A F#m Gave me his whole heart then I gave him head and then
D E A C#7 We almost broke up, we almost broke up
D Dm A