Intro: C
C F
Darling I hate to tell you but I think I'm catching a cold
C F
Put another chair on the fire bring the bottle over here
I feel I'm getting old
C
I like your laugh and a hot romance
F
and your orn'ry sense of humor
C
but if it rains again like it did today
F
I'm gonna have to leave a little bit sooner
C G C
C F
Got to get me some South America sun
C F
Honey don't even ask me if you can come along
C
Down at the border you need to be older
F
and you sure don't look like my daughter
C
Your ridiculous age, start a state outrage
F
and I'll end up in a Mexican jail
C F
Darling please don't cry you know I wouldn't tell you no lie
C G C x3
Look over there
C
Oh my God don't look now
F
but it appears to be raining again
C
Get upstairs pack my book of prayers
F
Honey hurry I'm catching pneumonia
C
I gotta move while I'm in the mood
F
or I'll disappear into that wall
C
Darling please don't curse
F
it really couldn't be any worse
C
Say I'm a sun fanatic but it's dark in your attic
F
and your cat sleeps over my head
C
I know I'm not a football star
F
but I wanna little better than that
C
So I'm much obliged for the pure white ride
F
and a cup of tea every morning
C
I'll say goodbye, look your man in the eye
F
you know I wouldn't tell you no lie
Play the following rhythm indefinitely: G F C F C C F C
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