D A G A D A G
Verse 1
D                 A
I wouldn't be so alone
                E             F#m
if they knew my name in every home
      D                        A
Kevin Spacey would call on the phone
               G
But I'd be too busy
     D                        A
Come back to the old five and dime
          E            F#m
Cameron Diaz give me a sign
D   
I'd make you smile all the time
           G  Am                    Bm   B 
Your conversa-tion would compliment mine
C      G                       D
I will talk and Hollywood will listen
C        G               D
See them bow at my every word
   Am        B                     Em      D   C 
Mr Spielberg look just what you're missing-ing-ing
NC            G (softly)      F (softly)
Verse 2
D                        A
Buy up the rights to my book
          E                             F#m
Live on a ranch from what the box office took
D                      A
I'll go and visit the set
                       G
They'll call me their saviour
         D             A
All the peoples will scorn 
          E            F#m
Celebrity Lives on the moon
D                       A                       G
But I'll be back home in June To promote the sequel
C      G                       D
I will talk and Hollywood will listen
C        G               D
See them bow at my every word
   Am        B                     Em      D   C 
Mr Spielberg look just what you're missing-ing-ing
NC            G (softly)      F (softly)