| Em D#dim | Em11 B7/D# |
| C Am7 | C Am7 |
| Em D#dim | Em11 B7/D# |
| C Am7 | C Am7 |
[Verse 1]
Em D#dim
Hello, hello?
Em D#dim C Am7
Calling a Karl Projectorinski to the front
C Am7 Em D#dim
Of the Cathedral you have won, dear sir
Em D#dim C Am7
May I congratulate you first?
C Am7
Oh, what an honour
[Chorus]
G Fadd#11 C/E
Human, human of the year!
D7
You won!
G Fadd#11 C/E
Human, human of the year!
D7
You won!
[Verse 2]
Em D#dim
Why are you so scared?
Em D#dim C
You stand there shaking in your pew
Am7 C Am7
The icons are whispering to you
Em
They're just old men
D#dim Em D#dim
Like on the benches in the park
C Am7 C Am7
Except their balding spots are glistening with gold
[Chorus]
G Fadd#11 C/E
Human, human of the year!
D7
You won!
G Fadd#11 C/E
Human, human of the year!
D7
You won!
| Em D#dim7 | Em B7/D# |
| D7sus4 | D7sus4 |
| G | G |
[Interlude]
G C/G G C/G G6
Hal-le- lu - jah...
G C/G G C/G G6
Hal-le- lu - jah...
G C/G G C/G Dm/G C6
Hal-le- lu - u - jah...
Cdim7 G
Halle - lujaaah...
[Bridge]
Em D7 C G Em D7 C G
Outside the cars are beeping out a song just in your honour
Em D7 C G Em D7 C G
And though they do not know it, all mankind are now your brothers
Em D7 C G Em D7 C G
And thus the Cathedral had spoken, wishing well to all us sinners
Em D7 C G Em D7 C G
And with a sigh, grew silent 'til next years' big human winner
Em D7 C G Em D7 C G
Outside the cars are beeping out a song just in your honour
Em D7 C G Am7 Bm C A7/C#
And though they do not know it, all mankind are now your brothers
D B7/D# Em7
All mankind are now your brothers
[Interlude]
G C/G G C/G G6
Hal-le- lu - jah...
G C/G G C/G G6
Hal-le- lu - jah...
G C/G G C/G Dm/G C6
Hal-le- lu - u - jah...
Cdim7 G
Halle - lujaaah...
[Verse 3]
Em D#dim
Hello, hello?
Em D#dim C Am7
Calling a Karl Projectorinski to the front
C Am7 Em
