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[Verse 1]C C/A C/G
Somewhere below the grand hotel
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There is a tunnel that leads down to hell
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Take the dumbwaiter, the laundry chute
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Then sneak through the hall past the boy's shining boots
F Am
Then left at the courtyard through the old Garden
F Am
Where all the bellhops smoke with the guards
C F G
And then you run to the old lake house
C F G
Down to the old lake house
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Run to the old lake house where it begins
[Verse 2]C C/A C/G
Under the floorboards there's a deep well
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That leads to a spring that sprung up in hell
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That's where old devils danced and kissed
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And made their blood pacts in the ancient myths
F Am
And running through forest they screamed in chorus
F Am
While piercing fair maidens' chests with their horns
C F G
And then they lay in the grass 'til the dawn came
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Sleeping away 'til the dawn came
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Lay in the grass where now stands the Grand Hotel
[Chorus]F
The Maître D' and a fancy chef
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Silver's real, the liquor's top shelf
F
Play some tennis, swim in a pool
C F
Stroll the garden shady and cool
C F G
You won't care that the devils
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Won't mind that the devils
C F G C
Won't know that the devils are near
[Verse 3] C C/A C/G
Somewhere below the grand hotel
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There is a tunnel that leads straight to hell
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But no one comes up for the souls anymore
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They come for some comfort and for the dance floor
F Am
And hiding sharp horns under fedoras
F Am
Do not disturb signs instead of a chorus
C F G
They toss and turn 'til the dawn comes
C F G
On soft sheets 'til the dawn comes
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No one sleeps at the grand hotel
[Chorus]F
Room service, mini-bar
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Scented soaps, chauffeured cars
F
Stay a day, stay a week
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Here's the tunnel, take a peek
C F G
Just call up your friends at the front desk
C F G
Any hour at the front desk
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Call up your friends at the Grand Hotel
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