[Verse 1]
Em7 A long, long, long, long time ago
B Before the wind, before the snow
Em7 Lived a man, lived a man I know
BD Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho
Em7 Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
BEm7 B D Sometimes I find I need to scream
 [Bridge]
Em7 He's a freak of nature
B But we love him so
Em7 He's a freak of nature
BD But we let him go
 [Verse 2]
Em7 Deep inside the garden of Eden
B Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
Em7 Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
BD Good God no that would be treason
Em7 Believe me Eve she gave good reason
B Booty looking too good not to be squeezin'
Em7 Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
BD I'm a givin' cause she's the reciever
Em7 I won't and I don't hang up until I please her
B Makin' her feel like an over achiever
Em7 I take it away for a minute just to tease her
BD Then I give it back a little bit deeper
 [Hook]
GBb Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (he's the man that I met 1 time)
GBb Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (he's the man that left me blind)
GBb Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (he's the man he's the man he's the man)
GBb Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah
 [Bridge]
Em7 He's a freak of nature
B But we love him so
Em7 He's a freak of nature
BD But we let him go
 [Verse 3]
Em7 I got stopped by a lady cop
B In my automobile
Em7 She said get out and spead your legs
B And then she tried to cop a feel
Em7 That cop she was all dressed in blue
B Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
Em7 She stuck my butt with her big black stick
BD I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Em7 Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
B She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
Em7 On her crotch so very warm
BD I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Em7 Proppin' her up on the black and white
B Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
Em7 I swatted her like no swat team can
BD Turned a cherry pie right into jam
 [Hook]
GBb Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (he's the man that I met 1 time)
GBb Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (he's the man that left me blind)
GBb Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (he's the man he's the man he's the man)
GBb Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah
 [Verse 4]
Em7 Hello young woman that I love
B Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of
Em7 Hold me naked if you will
BD In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill
Em7BEm7 To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
D I love you
 [Bridge]
EmEb Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down
EmEb Descending waves of graceful pleasure
EmEb For your love there is no measure
EmEbDB Her curves they bend with subtle splendor
 [Verse 5]
Em7 Now I lay me down to sleep
B I pray the funk will make me freak
Em7 If I should die before I waked
BD Allow me Lord to rock out naked
Em7 Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
B Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
Em7 Lickety split go snap "snap"
BD Girl gettin' off all in my lap
Em7 The tallest tree the sweetest sap
B Blowin' my ass right off the map
Em7 Ooh and it's nice out here
BD I think I'll stay for a while
Em Eb Bb D Ab Cm Ab G