G => 320033 Em7 => 020033 Cadd9 => x32033 Em => 022003 E7sus => 021200 E => 0221xx C => 0355xx (x32010) Am7 => xx2010 C/G => 332010 A => 002220 
G Waking up your neighbors downstairs,
Em7 I've been inside your bedroom a thousand years.
Cadd9 And as you tie me to the bed for good I say
G that I want you in the most unromantic way.
Cadd9Em Louisiana, you're torturing me with a beautiful face.
Cadd9 Ana come on, I thought we had a damn good thing.
GE7sus A penny in the couch and a diamond ring.
EC So baby stay away from my friends,
Am7E7sus 'cause I need them to carry me.
EC When it's over I'll count back from ten,
C/G (twice) E7susC (once) and you can list-en to glass hearts shattering.
G I don't know how you got into me,
Em7 down my throat and made a home in my veins.
Cadd9 They used to be the rivers that would take us away,
G but now you only call me every Christmas and my birthday.
Cadd9A I still can't believe how you look next to me,
Cadd9A (once) just like a strip club bedroom scene.
EC Baby stay away from my friends,
Am7E7sus 'cause I need them to carry me.
EC When it's over I'll count back from ten,
C/G (twice) E7sus (break) and you can list-en to something that you've never heard before.
Em C Em C (break) 
G But you don't know what it's like
Cadd9 to wake up in the middle of the night,
 scaring the thought of kissing razors.
G This blood evacuation is telling me to cave in.
Cadd9 Stay away.
GCadd9G (once)