G - G - C x2 
Em - Em - C x2
G well if i ever quit my job
G i could get another job
GC or maybe get a better job
Em but if i never quit my job
C at least i got a job
G - G - C x2 
Em - Em - C x2
G if i moved out of my apartment
G i could move any place
GC i could travel 'round the world
Em but if i moved out of my apartment
C i'd probably just move back home
G - G - C x2 
Em - Em - C x2
G well if i ever finished college
G at least i would have finished something
GC what a lot of good that does me
Em if i never finish college
C well i never finish anything
G - G - C x2 
Em - Em - C x2
Chorus 
FG oh mom im out of money again
CAm can’t you help a kid out
FG ah dad im out of money again
CAm cant you help a kid out
GC