[Verse]
C F
Well, I hate racist blokes, telling tasteless jokes,
C G
And explaining where people belong.
C F
I hate ignorant folks, who pay money to see gigs,
G C
And talk through every fucking song.
Am F
I hate people in nightclubs, snorting coke,
C G
And explaining where you're going wrong.
Am F
Well, if you agree, come hate it with me,
G C
And feel free to sing along.
[Chorus]
F C G C
And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc.
F C G
And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc
C F C G x2
[Verse]
C F
And I hate pointless status updates on Facebook,
C G
'FYI', we were never m8s.
C F
We pretend to be friends on the internet,
G C
Yet when in real life we have nothing to say,
Am F
Oh, brother, I've love for my mother,
C G
For good times, for music and for my mates.
Am F
Yeah, I love and I live, and I have love to give,
G C
But sometimes, all you can do is hate.
[Chorus]
F C G C
And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc.
F C G
And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc
[Verse]
F
I hate them fussy eaters, you cook them fajitas,
C G
They only eat pizza and chips.
I hate stepping outside for a smoke, and some guy coughs,
C G
Like your lungs are his.
Am
And I hate queuing up for festival toilets,
F C
Especially when you need a shit.
Am F
I hate the X-factor, for murdering music,
G C
You bunch of money grabbing pricks.
[Chorus]
F C G C
And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc.
F C G
And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc
C F C G x2
But second time round slow down and lift middle note off the C to walk
[Verse]
C F
And I hate them magazines, aimed at insecure teens,
C G
They make ten year olds chase to grow up.
C F G
"Hey kids, let's be anorexic", or better, eat chocolate 'til you throw up.
Am F
Keep your Hollywood stars, in their stupid cars,
C G
And the botox, that makes them looked fucked.
C F
Just grow old with grace, have you seen Cher's face?
G C
It looks like it's been hit by a truck.
[Chorus]
F C G C
And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc
F C G C
And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc
F C G C
