F G C Am F G C
                        F       
   Well I spoke to this man
G                         C
   Said he’d been to the moon
Am                         F
   Carved his name in the ground
                           G
   Saw the world spinning round
                             C
   (and) came back that afternoon.
                         F
   And I laughed at this man
G                          C
   Said he’d been lost at sea
Am                    F
   Heard the sirens' call
                     G
   Seen the pirates fall
                           C
   To the monsters in the deep
                               F      
   I said I’d heard some tall tales
G                           Am    
   Some good stories in my time
Em                      F
   So I asked him for proof
                          G
   And he showed me the truth
                            C
   There was dancing in his eyes.
1st horn interlude: F G C Am F G C
(you can play the guitar "riff" here, if you fancy)
                          F   
   I could not believe this man
G                            C
   Said he was a millionaire
Am                              F
   He said: "I know I dress in rags
                           G
   But I drive a vintage 'Jag'
                                 C
   And I’ve got a diamond chandelier".
                             F  
   I said I think I need a drink
G                        Am    
   And made my way outside
Em                                 F
   You know I’d swear this was a spoof
                         G
   If it wasn’t for the truth
                            C
   There was dancing in his eyes.
2nd horn interlude/solo: F G C Am F G C X2
                            F   
   When I came back in the room
G                    C
   The man had disappeared
Am                          F
   He left a rock from the moon
                      G
   An eyepatch and a diamond
                 C 
   From a chandelier.
                   F     G                C     Am
                   F           G                 C