[Verse]Am
Oh,
Am
Well imagine,
Am
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
F C
And I can't help but to hear,
G
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
Am
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter,
F C G
"And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore."
[Chorus]Am
I chime in with a
F C G
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
Am F C G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
G
With a sense of poise and rationality.
Am
I chime in,
F C G
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
Am F C G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
G
With a sense of...
[Verse]Am
Well in fact,
Am
Well I'll look at it this way,
F C G
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Am
Well this calls for a toast
F C
So, pour the champagne
Am
Oh! Well in fact,
Am
Well I'll look at it this way,
F C G
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Am
Well this calls for a toast,
F C G
So, pour the champagne, pour the champagne
[Chorus]Am
I chime in with a
F C G
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
Am F C G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
G
With a sense of poise and rationality.
Am
I chime in,
F C G
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
Am F C G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[Bridge]G Am
With a sense of poise and rationality
F
Again.
[Chorus]Am
I chime in,
F C G
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
Am F C G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
G
With a sense of poise and rationality.
Am
I chime in,
F C G
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
Am F C G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
G Am
With a sense of poise and rationality
F
