F             G    C                A
Crazier than GG, yet more PC than Ian 
F                      G
Got colored teeth like Johnny 
C                     A
Exudes a vicious disposition 
F             G               C             A
His hair sticks out like Colin' did, he jumps 
F          G               C           A
Similar to Springa, he points his middle finga 
F                G              C
Not just he singer in the band 
F                    G                  A
Voted biggest asshole and role model of the year 
F                             G
Got a face like Charles Bronson 
C                            A
Straight outta Green Bay Wisconsin 
F                  G           C
Not just a singer in the band 
F                       G                          A
He'll puke on you, he'll fuck your mom, he'll smoke while huffing gas 
F                                         G
He was the punkest mother fucker I ever did see 

Hell he was even more punk than me 
F                      G
He should've been on the cover 
C                           A
He should've been on the cover 
F                           G                      C