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Hello toilet trained, come on in
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Floyd observes my hairy chin
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"Sit down in the chair, don't be afraid."
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Steaming hot towel on my face


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                      I was
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sha-A-A-A-A-A-A-ved,  I'm
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asha-A-A-A-A-A-A-med, I was
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sha-A-A-A-A-A-A-ved,  I'm
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asha-A-A-A-A-A-A-med