Steve Vetter 
Chords: A: x022xx C: x355xx
      D: x577xx B: x244xx
 
Intro:  A
 
A
 Tried to save the trees, bought a plastic bag
 A
 The bottom fell out it was a piece of crap (piece of crap!)
 
 
                        C     D    B    to A (to next verse)
 BILLY TALBOT singing: (piece of crap!)