F#dim/C : x342xx
F#dim/C (B) : x3420xB5 : x244xx
B5 (B) : x2440x
The chorus use sthe regular chords
[Intro] C
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[Verse]C
Three important rules for breaking up:
C
Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to
Prolonging the situation only makes it worseC
Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly
Don't make a big productionC
Don't make up an elaborate story
This will help you avoid a big tear jerking scene
F#dim/C
If you wanna date other people say so B5
Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected
Even if you've gone together for only a short timeC
And haven't been too serious,there's still a feeling of rejection
When someone says she prefers the company of others C
To your exclusive company, but if you're honest, and direct,
C
And avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you break the news,
The boy will respect you for your frankness,
F#dim/C
In which you told him your decision B5
Unless he's a real jerk or a cry baby you will remain friends!
[Chorus] Am G
I'm head of the class, I'm popular
Am G
I'm a quarterback, I'm popular
Am G
My mom says I'm a catch, I'm popular
F C
I'm never last picked, I got a cheerleader chick
[Verse]C
Being attractive is the most important thing there is
If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pondC
You have to be as attractive as possible
Make sure to keep your hair spotless and cleanC
Wash it at least every two weeks, Once every two weeks!
And if you see Johnny football hero in the hall
F#dim/C
Tell him he played a great game B5
Tell him you like his article in the newspaper
[Chorus] Am G
I'm the party star, I'm popular
Am G
I've got my own car, I'm popular
Am G
I'll never get caught, I'm popular
F C
I make football bets, I'm a teachers pet
[Verse]C
I propose we support a one month limit on going steady
C
I think it would keep people more able to deal with weird situations
And get to know more peopleC
I think if you're ready to go out with Johnny
Now's the time to tell him about your one month limit
Every boy, every boy, in the whole world could be yours!F#dim/C (B) B5
If you'll just listen to my plan: THE TEENAGE GUIDE TO POPULARITY!
[Chorus] Am G
I'm head of the class, I'm popular
Am G
I'm a quarterback, I'm popular
Am G
My mom says I'm a catch, I'm popular
F C
I'm never last picked, I got a cheerleader chick
[Chorus] Am G
I'm the party star, I'm popular
Am G
I've got my own car, I'm popular
Am G
I'll never get caught, I'm popular
F C
I make football bets, I'm a teachers pet
Am