Verse 1 Dm 
        He calls the mansion not a house, but a tomb
        Dm
        He's always choking from the stench and the fume
        Bb
        The wedding party all collapsed in the room
        Gm                            A
        So send my resignation to the bride and the groom
Verse 2 Dm 
        This elevator only goes up to ten
        Dm
        He's not around, he's always looking at men
        Bb
        Down by the pool, he doesn't have many friends
                   Gm 
        As they're all face-down and bloated
               A
        Snap a shot with the lens
Pre-Chorus Bb
           If you marry me
                     F
           Would you bury me?
                     Em              A
           Would you carry me to the end?
Chorus     Dm
       (So say goodbye) to the vows you take
            C
       (And say goodbye) to the life you make
            Am                             
       (And say goodbye) to the hearts you break
       Bb
       And all the cyanide you drank
Verse 3 Dm
        She keeps a picture of the body she lends
        Dm
        Got nasty blisters from the money she spends
        Bb                                              Gm
        She's got a life of her own and it shows by the Benz
                                A
        She drives at 90 by the Barbies and Kens
Verse 4 Dm
        If you ever say never too late
        Dm
        I'll forget all the diamonds you ate
        Bb
        Lost in coma and covered in cake
          Gm                              A
        Increase the medication, share the vows at the wake
Pre-Chorus        Bb
           If you marry me
                     F
           Would you bury me?
                     Em              A
           Would you carry me to the end?
Chorus     Dm     
       (So say goodbye) to the vows you take
            C
       (And say goodbye) to the life you make
            Am
       (And say goodbye) to the hearts you break
       Bb
       And all the cyanide you drank
            Dm 
       (And say goodbye) to the last parade
            C
       (And walk away) from the choice you made
            Am
       (And say goodnight) to the hearts you break
       Bb