G And if your heart stops beating
D I'll be here wondering
EmC Did you get what you deserve?
G The ending of your life and if you get to heaven
D I'll be here waiting, babe
EmC Did you get what you deserve?
Am The end, and if your life wont wait
CD Then your heart can't take this
GD Have you heard the news that you're dead?
C No one ever had much nice to say
DD7 I think they never liked you anyway
GD Oh take me from the hospital bed
C Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
D And wouldn't it be great
Dsus2G If we were dead?
G- Ohh dead.
G Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
D You never fell in love
EmC Did you get what you deserve?
G The ending of your life
G And if you get to heaven
D I'll be here waiting, babe
EmC Did you get what you deserve?
Am The end, and if your life won't wait
CD Then your heart can't take this
GD Have you heard the news that you're dead?
C No one ever had much nice to say
DD7 I think they never liked you anyway
GD Oh take me from the hospital bed
C Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
D And wouldn't it be great
Dsus2 If we were dead?
AmC And in my honest observation
Am During this operation
CGD Found a complication in your heart
AmCGD So long, 'cause now you've got (now you've got)
Em Maybe just 2 weeks to live
EmD Is that the most the both of you can give?
 Adlib: GDEmC
G LA LA LA LA LA!
D LA LA LA LA LA LA!
CD LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Well come on,
G LA LA LA LA LA!
D LA LA LA LA LA LA!
CD LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Oh motherfucker, 
G If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
D Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
C If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
D Then why are we laughing?
G If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
DC Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
D If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
G- Then why am I dead?
G DEAD!