G
Where is my heart girl
C            G
Where is my heart
G
Did you throw it in a blender
D
Or throw it beneath the car

G
Did you give it to a doctor
C          G
To dissect apart
G
I'm not joking anymore, girl
D                   G --

G  C G G  D  G      x2 

(Now strum a lot!)

G
Oh, where is my heart, girl
C            G
Where is my heart
G
Did you throw it in a blender
D
Or throw it beneath the car

G
Did you give it to a doctor
C          G
To dissect apart
G
I'm not joking anymore, girl
D           G
Where is my heart

G  C  G  C

G
Oh where are my ears, girl
C             G
Where are my ears
G
Did you go ahead and shave them off
D
When you shaved off my beard

G
You know that without them
C                   G
My head looks kinda weird
G
I'm not joking anymore, girl
D            G
Where are my ears

G  C  G  C

G
Oh where is my heart now
C             G
Where is my heart
G
Did you throw it in a blender
D
Or throw it beneath the car

G
Did you give it to a doctor
C          G
To dissect apart
G
I'm not joking anymore, girl
D           G
Where is my heart

G  C  G  C

G
Where is my tongue, girl
C            G
Where is my tongue
G
Did you go ahead and suck it out
D
When you sucked out my lungs

G
I know that without it
C                 G
My songs cannot be sung
G
I'm not joking anymore, girl
D            G
Where is my tongue

G  C  G  C

G
Beers, browns, and banjos
C                 G
Is that all I'll leave
G
I looked up to the sky and I
D
Got down on my knees

G
Oh lord for Christmas won't you
C          G
Find me a wife
G
I'll play her my banjo
D                       G
She'll give me......  a life!

G  C  G  C

G
Oh, where is my heart, girl
C            G
Where is my heart
G
Did you throw it in a blender
D
Or throw it beneath the car

G
Give it to a doctor
C           G
To dissect apart
G
I'm not joking anymore, girl
D  (start to slow)  G --