Aaug
D A7
Inflam-mation of the foreskin, re-minds me of your smile.
D D7
I've had Ballanital Chancroids, for quite a little while.
G G#dim D B7
I gave my heart to NSU, that lovely night in June,
E7 A7 Aaug
I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon.
D A
My penile warts, your herpes, my syphilitic sores,
A7 D D7
Your Moenelial Infection; how I miss you, more and more.
G G#dim D B7
Your dnob's itch my scrumpox, our lovely Gonorrho-ea;
E7 A7 Aaug
At least we both were lying, when we said that we were clear.
D A
Our syphilic kisses, sealed the secret of our tryst.
A7 D D7
You gave me Scrotal Pustules, with a quick flick of your wrist.
G G#dim D B7
Your Trichovagi-nitis sent shivers down my spine;
E7 A (n.C) Aaug
I got snail tracks in my anus, when your Spirochaetes met mine.
D E7
Gonoccalurethritis, Streptocalbalinitis.
A7 D B7 E7 A7
Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis.
D E7
Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis.
A7 D G Gm D
Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior U-ve-itis.
D A
My clapped-out genitalia, is not so bad for me,
A7 D D7
As the com-plete and utter failure, every time I try to pee.
G G#dim D B7
My doctor says my blue balls, are the worst he's ever seen.
E7 A7 Aaug
My scrotum's painted orange, and my balls are turning green.
D A
My heart is very tender, though my parts are awful raw.
A7 D D7
You might have been infected, but you never were a bore.
G G#dim D B7
I'm dying of your love, my love; I'm your Spirochaetal clown.
E7 A7 Aaug
I've left my body to science, but I'm a-fraid they've turned it down.
D E7
Gonoccalurethritis, Streptocalbalinitis.
A7 D B7 E7 A7
Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis.
D E7
Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis.
A7 D G Gm D
Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior U-ve... itis.
Aaug D A7 D7 G G#dim B7 E7 Gm
