FAm It's my birthday today but I don't want to party
CBb Because there are other important things on my mind
FAm Its not the finals result it's not my body that repulses me
CBb-Bm It just makes me feel a little bit crumby
FAm I'm being drafted to the army three years sounds alarming
CBb Not sure what to do I guess I'll have to sit through
FAm Some office job not that thrilling well at least theres no killing
CBb Involved with my service yet I'm still pretty nervous
FAm It's my birthday today and I'm not sure what to say
CBb-Bm I guess- I guess this thing didn't come out very funny
F But I am blaming the army
F C Am Bb 
F C Am Bb
FAm It's my birthday today and I don't want to celebrate
CBb-Bm Because the army's making my future look bleak
F