INTRO: Ab Db AbDb (Go, granny, go.)
 #1.
DbGb I was sitting on the beach just picking up some
AbDb sun when my buddy ran up to me.
DbGb He said you won't believe what's going on, but
EbAb it's something that you've gotta see.
Db (Go, granny, go.)
 #2.
DbGb You know that bathing suit that they're talking
AbDb about on the TV and radio?
DbGb Well, granny's wearing one by the hot-dog stand
EbAAb and she's putting on quite a show-ow-ow.
 CHORUS:
Ab Yeah, in her one piece topless bathing suit..in
 Boston she'd be banned.
DbEb In her one piece topless bathing suit, she's the
AbA coolest girl in the sand..(whoa-oh-oh.)
 #3.
DGA So, I got up to take a look at her and I finally
D made it through the crowd.
DG Where some of the guys were clapping their hands
EA and some of them were laughing out loud.
DGA But there she was like my buddy did say, for everyone
D to see.
DGEBb A That little old lady, about ninety-four, doing The Watusi!
A Yeah, ughh...ha-ha-ha.
 CHORUS:
A Yeah, in her one piece topless bathing suit..in
 Boston she'd be banned.
DE In her one piece topless bathing suit, she's the
A coolest girl in the sand..
 INTERLUDE: A D A OUTRO:
Gb One piece topless bathing suit and she's only 94 years old.
Eb One piece topless bathing suit and she's only 94 years old.
Ab One piece topless bathing suit..one piece topless bathing