(Sung)
E Find the bad guy, push 'em aside.
A Then move on forward with your friend at your side.
D It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack,
A You know you got a brother gonna have your back.
E Then you stay on track, and I remain on course.
A And If they give you a smack, you gotta use your force.
 And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame!
AG# Cause it's an effed up world, and it's a two-player game, hey!
G#mB Dude you are cooler than a vintage cassette.
 It's just that no one else but me thinks that yet.
F# You're just a nothing in this high school scheme,
EBm But it's no big cuz' you and I are a team.
GDABmA We like out of print games, retro skates, got a Pac-Man tattoo.
DAB Nobody here appreciates, but soon we'll be together where they do.
ADGDGDA Cuz' guys like us are cool in college, cool in college, yes I know.
DBBmDA Guys like us are cool in college, rule in college, listen, bro.
GADG High school is hell, but we navigate it well.
CAmD Cuz' what we do, is we make it a two player game!
 Watch out!
C Gsh!
G Wha-!?
CG# Aww..
 Jeremy (sung):
G#mG# As users we have fought together for years.
B Both Nintendo zombies and our popular peers.
F#E Now we're stuck on a level and I wanna move on.
 Michael:
F#E Just wait two years where upon,
 Both:
DGDGDA You'll realize guys like us are cool in college, cool in college, won't be lame.
 Jeremy:
A Dude I know, I get it-
 Both:
DBBm Guys like us are cool in college,
 Jeremy:
GD But we're not in college,
 Michael:
AGADGC All the same. High school is wack, but we have each others' back. It's me and you,
 Both:
AmD We make it a two player game.
 (Spoken)
D GAH!-
C OH-
D ZOMBIE!
G BLOOD!
Cm (Son?)
 CLAWS!
Cm (JEREMY!)
Pause. D A
DGDGDGDA You know that you are my favorite person, that doesn't mean that I can't still dream.
 Michael:
D GDBD Is it really true, I'm your favowite pewson~?
 Jeremy:
GDA Yeah, we're never not gonna be a team,
GADB High school is shit, and you gotta help me conquer it.
GC It's just what we do,
 Both:
AmAD We make it a two player game!
 Find the bad guy, push 'em aside!
G Then move on forward with your friend at your side!
C It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack,
G You know you got a brother gonna have your back!
D Then you stay on track, and I remain on course,
G If they give you a smack, you gotta use your force!
C And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame!
GDG Cause it's an effed up world, but it's a two-player game! Hey!
DmG Two player game!
DAmAD Two player game! Hey-ey-ey!