[Verse 1]G Em
Her green plastic watering can
C
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
G C
In the fake plastic earth
G Em
That she bought from a rubber man
C
In a town full of rubber plans
G C
To get rid of itself
[Chorus] Am
It wears her out
G
It wears her out
Am
It wears her out
G
It wears her out
[Verse 2]G Em
She lives with a broken man
C
A cracked polystyrene man
G C
Who just crumbles and burns
G Em
He used to do surgery
C
For girls in the eighties
G C
But gravity always wins
[Chorus] Am
And it wears him out
G
It wears him out
Am
It wears him out
G
It wears
[Verse 3]G Em
She looks like the real thing
C
She tastes like the real thing
G C
My fake plastic love
G Em
But I can't help the feeling
C
I could blow through the ceiling
G C
If I just turn and run
[Chorus] Am
And it wears me out
G
It wears me out
Am
It wears me out
G
It wears me out
[Outro] Am
And if I could be who you wanted
G
If I could be who you wanted
Am
All the time
G
