[Verse 1] G
Elijah has brains and long legs and wears jeans at his hip
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and nary a girl in the world has been missed by his grip
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He's long curly hair, that when wet, goes as far as his chin
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and his knowledge of poets and punks is debatably thin
[Pre-Chorus] F C G
The thing i like most about him is what I see on the surface
F C G E
Like two distant shores, we are bound by a love that's an isthmus
[Chorus]F D G
Oh Elijah!
[Verse 2]G
Elijah, he lay in psychosis one bright sunny day
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and even in sleep I cannot make myself walk away
G
So pretty was he, I said something I couldn't retract
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and so for three years, he spent most of his time in the sack
[Pre-Chorus]F C G
Although it's November, I know we won't make it to christmas
F C G E
Like two distant shores, we are bound by a love that's an isthmus
[Chorus]F D G E
Oh Elijah!
F D G
Oh Elijah!
[Verse 3]G
Elijah once told me in private that he'd like a break
G
although he revealed through his actions that he was a fake
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And so, then in public I told him that he's too dependent
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and now to this day I maintain that I am unrepentant
[Pre-chorus]F C G
All he can see through the tunnel is none of his business
F C G E
Like two distant shores, we are bound by a love that's an isthmus
[Chorus]F D G E
Oh Elijah!
F D G E
Oh Elijah!
F D G E
Oh Elijah!
F D G E
Oh Elijah!
F D G E
