[Chord Shapes]
A5 B5 D5 E5 (Ride All Chords As Per Recording) Eb|----------------------------------------------------|
Bb|----------------------------------------------------| A5 E5 A5 A5 E5 A5 D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 A5 E5
A5 Well, my name it is a number
E5A5 It's on a piece of plastic film
A5 And I've been growin' funny flowers
E5A5 Outside on my little window sill
D5A5D5A5 And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
D5A5E5 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
A5 You know, my wife still respects me
E5A5 Even though I really misuse her
A5 I am having an affair
E5A5 With the Random computer
D5A5D5A5 But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
D5A5E5 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
A5 D5 A5E5D5 A5 Oh daddy, proud of your planet
A5 D5 A5E5D5A5 Oh mommy, proud of your sun
A5 D5 A5E5D5 A5 Oh daddy, proud of your planet
A5 D5 A5E5D5A5 Oh mommy. proud of your sun
D5 Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
B5 Like they did when you were young
A5D5D5A5 Or did they come down crashin'
E5B5E5 Seeing all the things you'd done
E5B5E5 Spacin' out and havin' fun
A5 D5 A5E5D5 A5 Oh daddy, proud of your planet
A5 D5 A5E5D5A5 Oh mommy, proud of your sun
A5 D5 A5E5D5 A5 Oh daddy, proud of your planet
A5 D5 A5E5D5A5 Oh mommy. proud of your sun
 <---2X-----> 
D5 Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
B5 Like they did when you were young
A5D5D5A5 Or did they come down crashin'
E5B5E5 Seeing all the things you'd done
E5B5E5 Spacin' out and havin' fun
D5A5D5A5 And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
D5A5E5 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
D5A5D5A5 And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
D5A5E5 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
 Understand me, u-understand me, u-understand me, now understand me
D5E5D5A5D5A5 And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
D5A5E5 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
D5E5D5A5D5A5 And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
D5A5E5 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
 <--6x--> <----6x----> <-----3x---> <----3x----> A5 D5 A5 (Before End) 
D5A5D5A5 I'm a 2,000 man,
D5A5D5A5 I'm a 2,000 man
D5A5D5A5 I'm a 2,000 man,
D5A5A5