D           G         D/F#
 Who says I can't get stoned
 Em7                         A   Bbdim
 Turn off the lights and the telephone
Bm7       E
 Me in my house alone
 G          A         Dsus2
 Who says I can't get stoned
D           G        D/F#
 Who says I can't be free
      Em7                      A       Bbdim
 From all of the things that I used to be
Bm7         E
 Rewrite my history
 G          A        Dsus2
 Who says I can't be free
             G    D/F#              A
 It's been a long night in New York City
             G    D/F#           A
 It's been a long night in Baton Rouge
G          D/F#       Bbdim       Bm7
 I don't remember you looking any better
     Em7                         A   Asus4 A7
 But then again I don't remember you
D           G         D/F#
 Who says I can't get stoned
 Em7                   A       Bbdim
 Call up a girl that I used to know
Bm7               E
 Fake love for an hour or so
 G          A         Dsus2
 Who says I can't get stoned
D           G          D/F#
 Who says I can't take time
 Em7                       A      Bbdim
 Meet all the girls in the county line
 Bm7             E
 Wait on fate to send a sign
 G          A          Dsus2
 Who says I can't take time
             G    D/F#              A
 It's been a long night in New York City
             G    D/F#            A
 It's been a long night in Austin too
G          D/F#       Bbdim       Bm7
 I don't remember you looking any better
     Em7                         A   Asus4 A7
 But then again I don't remember you
G Asus4 A D
G D/F# A x2
G D/F# Bbdim Bm7
Em7 A Asus4 A7
             
D           G         D/F#
 Who says I can't get stoned
Em7             A      Bbdim
 Plan a trip to Japan alone
Bm7                  E
 Doesn't matter if I even go
 G          A         Dsus2
 Who says I can't get stoned, hmmm
             G    D/F#              A
 It's been a long night in New York City
            G    D/F#              A
It's been a long time since twenty-two
G          D/F#       Bbdim       Bm7
 I don't remember you looking any better
     Em7                          A              Asus4 A7
 But then again I don't remember, don't remember you
G Asus4 A D
G D/F# D x3