A  
Wake up major and stitch on your hat
F#m
You fell out of bed, and then you landed in the cache
D                         A
So what's in your diary today?
A
Call on your main man, what can he do for you?
F#m
Hang out with stupid, so you can tell him what to do
D                   A        
Major, this is your day

-Pre Chorus-
F#m      D        A                        E
Livin' alone in a jar never gets you very far

-Chorus-
A                               F#m
He can read your mind, make you feel alright 
     D     A                 E
Sgt. Major knows what you want
A                             F#m
He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star
         D     A                 E
Yeah the Major knows what you want

A
Take out your paper and throw it all away
F#m
Everything is useless ain't got a lot to say
D                  A    
Major this is your way

A
The major is drowning 'cause he opened his mouth
F#m
He starts to explain it, but nothing's coming out
D                  A
Major what can you say?

-Pre Chorus-
 F#m             D           A
I hope that you like who you are
F#m      D        A                        E
Livin' alone in a jar never gets you very far

-Chorus-
A                               F#m
He can read your mind, make you feel alright 
     D     A                 E
Sgt. Major knows what you want
A                             F#m
He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star
         D     A                 E
Yeah the Major knows what you want

Bridge
A
I know that you think that you made it
A
I know what I meant to say
A
While you looked in the mirror 
D
I was getting away
    D                                A
For you there is there is nothing to say

-Chorus-
A                               F#m
He can read your mind, make you feel alright 
     D     A                 E
Sgt. Major knows what you want
A                             F#m
He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star
         D     A                 E
Yeah the Major knows what you want

D    A    E
              Woo hoo
D    A    E
              Woo hoo
D    A    E