Intro
A
Verse 1
A A A G#m G#m (one strum each)
Wake up major and stitch on your hat
F#m
You fell out of bed, and then you landed in the cache
D A
So what's in your diary today?
A A A G#m G#m
Call on your main man, what can he do for you?
F#m
Hang out with stupid, so you can tell him what to do
D A
Major, this is your day
Pre Chorus
C# D A E D
Living alone in a jar never gets you very far
Chorus
A C#
He can read your mind, make you feel alright
D A E
Sgt. Major knows what you want
A C#
He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star
D A E
Sgt Major knows what you want
Verse 2
A A A G#m G#m
Take out your paper and throw it all away
F#m
Everything is useless ain't got a lot to say
D A
Major this is your way
A A A G#m G#m
The major is drowning cause he opened his mouth
F#m
He starts to explain it, but nothing's coming out
D A
Major what can you say?
Pre Chorus
C# D A
I hope that you like who you are
C# D A E D
Cause livin' alone in a jar never gets you very far
Chorus
A C#
He can read your mind, make you feel alright
D A E
Sgt. Major knows what you want
A C#
He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star
D A E
Sgt Major knows what you want
Bridge
D B
I know that you think that you made it
D B
I know what I meant to say
D B
While you looked in the mirror
D
I was getting away
Chorus
A C#
He can read your mind, make you feel alright
D A E
Sgt. Major knows what you want
A C#
He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star
D A E
Sgt Major knows what you want
D A E E
Whoo whooo
D A E E
Whoo whooo
D A E E
Whoo whooo
D A E (hold)
